Ways I Am Not This WomanNovember 13, 2007Writing and Publishing5 Comments Writes in full make-upSits up straight Hair perfectly arranged suggests attention to detail Awesome typewriter Smokes, which looks cool, even though it smells bad High-necked dress and glasses = uptight librarian type Red lipstick hints that librarian thing may be a front for a more passionate nature Not covered in cat hair Faithfully looks at the dictionary while writing Concentrates well No sign of multiple diet sodas and coffee cups on desk Probably lives someplace cool like New York City or other East Coast city Does not write in pajamas Previous Post Wood Paneling Is Ugly Next Post Moved In, Now
