“I’se so drunk right now.”
“Iz this sail-ma-bob thing help me stand?”
“Whee I on a tree bench!”
“Look at ma bootiful body. Athlete.”
“These guys are the BEST. Best guys, youdon’tevenknow.”
“Okay, horsie, you hold still, I’sa goin’ ride you. ‘K? You hair so soft. Soo soft, horsie. You like whiskey?”
BAM! Take that, man who has been dead for 98 years.
But seriously, that Jack London, swell guy.
PAPERBACKS of Right Back Where We Started From! Here I am opening the box of paperbacks of my novel, Right Back Where We Started From! They're coming out August 16! I'm almost more excited about the paperback than I was about the […]
I had the pleasure to speak to Mandy Jackson-Beverly on The Bookshop Podcast about my novel, Right Back Where We Started From. Listen Here.
After five-months of practicums, weekly classes, and a grueling 100-question exam, I graduated from the Sonoma County Master Gardener program! Here I am with my … certificate? Degree? Anyway, I’m a Master Gardener now.
I have been married to Kyle Rankin for 20 years! I can’t believe it. Much of our marriage is recorded on this site. He is the best, my best friend, the best father, the best husband. We went to Paris to celebrate. […]
I’m honored and excited to share that I was awarded a Courage to Write grant from The de Groot Foundation! I’m so grateful for their support as I finish up my second novel.
My article Flight of the Condors, originally published in Alta Magazine, was a finalist in the 64th Southern California Journalism Awards. Read the full list of winners here.
Joy Lanzendorfer » Jack London’s Writing Advice
[…] London may have been frequently drunk but he was also like the Stephen King of his day–the most famous, highly paid writer around. […]